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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What’s your hometown and where do you live now?

I’m from Staten Island, New York. Unfortunately, I’m still here :/

What do you do from 9-5?

Right now I don’t work a 9-5. Instead, I go to school full-time where I’m studying to be a nurse. On the weekends I make that money by modeling, working as a shotgirl, and hosting parties all over New York. It’s what I like to call ‘easy money.’

What do you do after that?

Go to sleep and do it all over again!

Is the stereotype about Staten Island girls true?  Do they all have heavy “New Yawk” accents, big hair, and wear a ton of make up?

Bingo! Couldn’t have said it better myself. Not all of us are like that, but yea…almost everyone “tawks” like that. Everyone’s got this New Yawk swagger about them and thinks they’re the sh*t… That’s why I heart NY. I am a fan of big hair though. The bigger the better ;)

What makes you sexy?

You tell me. Haha… I like the fact that I’m petite cause guys like to feel macho or something. That’s pretty cool I guess. Not to mention, I got a nice rack.

Ok, let’s cut to the chase.  Are your breasts natural, or have you had a little help?

Dammit, I had to mention my rack. LOL.  Jenna Jameson said it best..“Yea they’re real…real expensive!!”

So you want to be a plastic surgical nurse and you have breast implants.  Would you ever consider more cosmetic surgery? 

I’m happy with the way I am now.  Get back to me after I have kids.

You must get a lot of attention when you go out.  How does a guy cut through all the flirting and actually score a date with you?

If I told you, I’d have to kill you. No seriously, I don’t know LOL. He’d probably have to very persistent since I’m pretty stubborn and picky.

What are some things guys can do in bed to turn you on?

Dominate…end of story. Grrrr.

What are some things that guys shouldn’t do?

Tell me he loves me…heh heh.

Tell us a little about your taste in panties.  Boy shorts?  Thongs?  Please… take us through your entire collection.

My entire collection wouldn’t fit on this page. Let’s just say after doing so many shoots for lingerie companies, I’ve run out of places to put them. There’s like g-strings hanging from the oddest places in my room. But mostly thongs since underwear lines are nasty.

Would you have sex on the first date? 

No because that’s nastier than underwear lines.

You’re 20 years old… pretty much the perfect age to be carefree and wild.  Are you taking advantage of your youth?  What’s the wildest thing you’ve done so far?

I try my best to take advantage of my youth, and I’ve been pretty wild in my day. I’m sure there’s MANY more wild times yet to come Lol…one of the wildest things I ever did was moon the cops on new years eve and then manage to run away from them, luckily they were going down a one way street.

Have you ever had a lesbian experience? 

Does making out with my friends count? Eek, Sh*t happens =/

Have you ever had a threesome?

Do I HAVE Jenna Jameson’s phone number? NO.

What’s the hottest thing a guy’s ever done for you… or to you?

Gave me a whipped cream bikini ;) yummy

Is it difficult being such a hot young girl? 

Yes and no. Looking hot has gotten me out of speeding tickets (maybe they were the ones I mooned), it’s gotten me into clubs, etc etc… but then it gets annoying when every guy I try to sell a shot to asks me if I come with it. Shut up and drink!

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

Ugh, I don’t wanna think about it. I wanna stay 20 forever, probably with some gorgeous babies, a hot husband, lots of little puppies, in a mansion far, farrrrr away from here.

Who is your role model?

My mom. Love you mom, just hope you’re not reading this ;)

Since Thanksgiving is in November, and you are Miss Howard TV for November… what are you thankful for?

I’m very thankful for my family, friends, and my doggy Yoshi! ;) oh.. and that I get paid to look good.

Miss Howard TV Blog

Hey everyone thanks for checking out my blog! I learned about miss Howard TV through my manager, Maria Demartino, and didn’t expect anything to happen since Howard Stern is like, a pretty big deal!... When I heard I was picked I was shocked and very excited since this is a huge opportunity and an honor ...Howard is the man, come on!

So yesterday kinda seems like a blur to me because it happened so fast. Which reminds me, I woke up super early since the traffic getting into Manhattan is a joke. Normally I’m crawling into my bed at 5:45, so it was strange to be waking up and be taking a shower lol.

Anyway, Maria was escorting me. So she and her sister, Laura, came and picked me up. The ride there was soo funny and set the mood for the entire day. Maria didn't know how to go through an ez-pass and held up traffic trying to park. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt ;)

We finally made it to the Sirius building and got up to the 36th floor. We hung out in this comfortable little room with lots of funny lookin pillows and went over some of the script, some plans, and what I would be wearing. I took some candid pictures and before I knew it I was called into the studio where Howard was on the air! Ask me what happened, I couldn’t tell ya. All I know is I showed him my ass and did the famous "scorpion" haha! It was a lot of fun.

Upon entering I know Artie whipped out his checkbook, but I told him I’m holding out for 50 g's. Everyone seemed to like me and thought I was pretty hot and then they brought Maria and Laura in and talked to all of us which was really cool since they never brought in any of miss Howard TV's entourage before. When the interview was over, we went back into our room and chilled out. Me and the other Laura started doing scorpions and cheerleading moves and ended up crashing into the wall and rolling on the floor. I almost peed that’s how funny it was. (guess you had to be there).

Before I knew it again, I was pulled back into the studio when a caller asked about some sort of nude picture scandal. Hmmm, I knew it wasn't about me since I don’t have any nude pics but it was still very funny! So back into the funny-lookin-pillow room I went, and Maria, Laura and I started getting delirious. We were all hungry so we wrote on a piece of paper "hotdogs with ketchup" and put it in the hallway.

We were just joking around but the crew was so sweet that they actually got us hotdogs! and they were delicious :) ..crazy Alice was in the room right across the hall so we were trying to hang out with her but I don’t think she was feeling it.. so instead we started putting fake money on the end of a fishing line and throwing the money in the middle of the hall. We left the door open a crack so we can take pictures of anyone who tried picking it up, I believe Ron the limo driver tried stealing the money lol....I was kinda hoping we would catch crazy Alice with our bait but oh well =/

I think we were being too loud since they kept shutting the door and locking us in but it was a good time and some of the crew kept stopping in to get in on the fun. Maria was stalking people for pictures and I think she was pretty successful. I remember Robin walked by and Maria was like having a heart attack and making noises to get her attention but Robin didn’t hear. ;( Maria found Richard and got him to take a picture with us.

On the ride that morning, Maria enlightened me on how Richard is always touching his balls, so when he put his arm around me for the picture I was making sure his hand didn’t touch me haha!! But he was really cool and the picture came out good. After a lot more laughs and playing in the funny-lookin-pillow room, I had to tape a lot of script-stuff with me announcing what’s going on in November on Howard TV! I think I did a decent job for someone who has never read off of a teleprompter or been on TV. Then we broke for lunch and I had a BLT but didn't get extra mayo! >;( I love mayo but it was still good! After I ate, I did more taping and changed a bunch of times and I think it went pretty smooth.