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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What's your hometown and where do you live now?

I'm originally from Toronto, born and raised. I currently split my time now between Toronto and just outside of Philly (PA). I am on the road a fair bit between both homes and work etc.

What do you do from 9-5?

Sleep! lol! No seriously, I actually don't work '9-5', well perhaps 9pm to 5am! I work as an exotic dancer, usually 3 nights a week. I also do some modeling, which has me traveling to meetings and auditions in various cities. It keeps things exciting, as I travel pretty much every week. If I'm not working, I'm at the gym. Which totally rocks, cause everyone is working 9-5, so the gym is empty!

How did you get started as a dancer?

Well, I'm sure it sounds cliché to say, I had a corporate job and left it, but I really did! I worked for several years in the Insurance Industry as an Analyst, litigating claims, dealing with lawyers, white collar shirt (yes I wore those, even though the buttons were busting at the chest lol!). I just was not happy, and after a long time of thinking it over, I finally snapped! I walked out of there and started dancing that weekend! It is the single most freeing experience of my life! I have a background in dance, and used to teach dance/choreography. So it kind of came naturally...minus the clothes lol!

Do you ever get turned on while you're dancing naked for guys?

I must admit, there have been times that the situation did get (ahem) a little moist...HAHA! Is that bad? I can't help it, I really get into my work!

Were you always sexual growing up?

I have always been a very sexually charged individual. I find many things erotic, that others may not even blink at... When I was in High School, I found that I was ahead of my time (sexually), so I used to date older guys. Well that didn't go down too well with guys my age, cause they didn't stand a chance, and well the girls, we know how that goes. Girls always hate having the 'slut' reputation in High School, I find it a compliment. Embracing your sexuality is empowering and hot!

What's the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?

Straight up real. I HATE FAKE! Be yourself, and FUNNY! I love humor. I love guys that are not scared to pit themselves out there. Believe it or not, I'm old fashioned when it comes to the 'venus/mars' pursuit. I expect to be pursued. I may like you, but you would have to make the first move. Say what you mean, and mean what you say, not what you think I want to hear. And believe it or not, qualities that a guy thinks may be nerdy, girls actually dig. Have confidence but not cocky...bragging about what you have and who you are will get you no where. My rule is that in the first five minutes of speaking with someone, if nothing of value or substance comes out of their mouth...they've lost me. A lot of guys think that hot girls only go for magazine type guys...so they don't put themselves out there. Not true, taking the plunge and being yourself will prevail...and get you laid!

So I'm guessing you've had plenty of lesbian experiences, tell me about your favorite one.

If I had to choose, I would have to say that it was my most recent one. I have had experiences with up to 3 others girls in one session, but this last time, it was just me and this ULTRA HOT friend of mine. I loved it cause it was just us two, and we were able to focus on each other and really get into it. Also, because it was more intimate, it opened the door to more comfort...and out came my strap on! It was the first time I used it on her, so it almost felt like 'our first time' it sounds weird, but it was hot. I got really turned on, while I was on top of her looking down and seeing her facial expressions while I... well you get the picture.

Why do you think you're so sexual?

Good question?...why isn't everybody else? Seriously, I find any type of sexual act or thought such a turn on that it drives me nuts...anything that has to do with sex, I'm obsessed with. I find that sex for me begins mentally, and I have a very vivid imagination, very graphic. As soon as I am turned on mentally, the physical follows. It seriously is an addiction!

Are you more of a giver or a receiver when you are with a man?

Both. The deal is, that in every encounter I have ever had, I am a total giver. That being said, I will totally take!, and take and take... sometimes 2-3 times in one session! Lol! But by the time all is said and done, I have done WAY more than my share in pleasing him. I get off on being able to 'service' a guy, even if there is nothing in return for me. I love to watch his reactions to what I do and know that I have the ability to blow his mind. Plus, I treat each time as if it were the last. Meaning, my theory is, if this is the last time I'm going to **** this guy, he's gonna be singing my name for years to cum!...oops... I mean come!

Have you ever used any sex toys? Tell us about them?

HAHA! Should I alphabetize? Where do I start? Over the years, I have managed to become the owner of a very, very, large quantity of toys, sex furniture, etc... I own a large cross (which on the show they referred to perhaps having religious meaning). Not at all, it is intended as a free standing device to be able to restrain someone (as they would be on a bed spread eagle) only standing up. It is great for spanking, teasing etc... I also have a ****ing machine. This thing rocks! You just attach any size dildo on the end of it, lie back and get your brains ****** out! Sounds crazy, but is great for when the hubby is on business trips! Plus you can also use it on yourself and have your oral abilities available for your guy... it's almost like having a threesome! Lets see, also own about a few hundred various vibrators, ticklers, dildos, plugs, beads, rings, double dongers, paddles, whips, blindfolds, gags, masks... etc. That's not even including all the outfits, from nurse to harem princess, your wish is my command!

How often do you have sex?

EVERY DAY!!!! If I can't get real sex (meaning someone else to join me lol), then I get myself off! I try to score some everyday...HAHA! Seriously... but if I'm traveling etc...and my boyfriend is not around, then out come the toys! I'd say between real sex, and solo sex I engage in one form or another a few times a day. Is that bad?! Lol!

What is your favorite type of sex?

To give? Oral sex hands down!!!! I love, love, love (did I mention love?) to give oral sex!!!!! There is something so empowering about getting a guy off and watching what it does to him... having full control of him the entire time. I am so obsessed with giving it, that I have made it my mission to perfect it! I pick up little tricks here and there. Not to toot my own horn (toot toot), but after I'm done, I usually get a standing ovation...HAHA! Seriously, as for my favorite in receiving? Anal all the way!!!!!!! If I had to choose only one form of sex I could have from now until I die...that would be it! Love the thought of it, the feeling of it, everything!

What are some of the strangest things you've done in bed?

Again, I find some of the stuff pretty normal. The dirtier, the better! I've had requests for a cream filled donut to be squeezed into me and then eaten out. Also, ice cubes, I have a pretty good skill of being able to insert them and then shooting them out of my pussy. I've had experiences where I have been asked to urinate on someone, and I did...on his face (keep in mind he asked for it). I don't mind pushing limits and trying anything at least once.

Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

Well, here's the deal, places that I may find normal, others may think are strange... let's see, at the park on the monkey bars?, airport?, elevator?, at the park on a bench (did I mention it was daylight with people walking by?)... are those strange places? Cause at the time, it seemed pretty normal?! LOL!

What are some things about a man that would turn you off?

As per above, big ego's, guys who won't stop talking about who they are, or what they have... etc. Guys who think they can buy you, shallowness, ignorant, and narrow mindedness are all BLAH qualities... And the number one stinker (no pun intended), BAD HYGENE!!!!!! A guy needs to be well kept, showered, groomed, clothed, etc... This is a deal breaker!

Are your breasts real or are they implants?

Hmmm. Are my breasts real?....REAL FUN!!!!! Lol! I got them done about 3 years ago. They are silicone 500cc's... a Double D...and I love them!!!!! I know that some people prefer natural over fake, hey, whatever floats your boat. I personally am attracted to very large fake looking breasts. So, what's more important than finding yourself sexy? Plus I play with them all the time!

Where would you like your career to take you?

I feel like I am making up for lost time! So many years were spent conforming to 'societies norms', feeling like I should live my life a certain way, or how others wanted me to be. Now, it's all about me and what I want to do! I have always wanted to be in the entertainment industry, more specifically exotic/adult modeling and film...YES PORN!!!! Why not turn, what I do best, into a career!!!!!

Is there anybody on the Stern show that you think is cute?

I find attractive qualities in many people. Sometimes, it may be one thing about them that gets me totally hot! I think Howard is super hot cause of his height. I have this thing for tall guys, I find it very masculine and powerful. I also Doug sexy...I think it's the eyes...and I would love to get Gange on my cross... something about the innocence factor. I feel like I need to corrupt it! Sorry Gange, did I scare you off? Gange?

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

Having had a blast doing what I really wanted to do, having written 2 books about it, and working in radio, still talking about it!

What are the most difficult things about being a hot girl?

The most difficult thing would probably be the expectations and preconceived notions others put on you. The stereo type of being pretty and dumb, or stuck up, shallow etc... And once they find out you actually have a (GASP) personality, then automatically, something must be wrong with you, somewhere, somehow. I really don't go out of my way to try and impress people or 'prove myself' I am really down to earth with a huge sense of humor and always playing practical jokes. I figure, if someone takes the time, and for those who really know me, all of that transcends.

Miss Howard TV Blog

Oh my goodness, where to start!!!!!! What an experience, I had a blast!!!! It all started when I received an email from Maria Demartino who runs an agency I do work for, Maria's Angels. She asked if I would be interested in doing a gig for Miss Howard TV. Ah, YEAH!!!! Are you kidding???? Anything 'Stern' is amazing!!!! I have been listening to him for years!!!! Not to mention that I idolize him for being totally, real, edgy, and telling it like it is! It took a month or so to organize schedules with the producers at Howard TV, as I am in Toronto part time. We finally scheduled a date.... September 11th of all days. It felt weird knowing that I would be in NYC on a day that holds so much meaning. I was told to bring a bikini and I would be meeting with Doug and Gange. I arrived in Jersey the night before and was a little nervous. I arrived at my interview the next day, and sat in Doug's office with him and Gange. Within minutes of being there, they made me feel super comfortable. We started talking and I started dishing...boy did I dish!!!!! Doug asked 'how many more times are you going to grab your breasts before you leave?' HAHA! I guess I didn't even realize it; it is a habit of mine! So after about 20 mins of chatting and they asked me to read a few lines, Doug said 'Book her'.... I was sooooo super excited!!!! But then it dawned on me, I came all this way, hyping myself up about getting into a bikini etc.... and they just said lets do it, without seeing me scantily clad in my bikini? So I asked them 'well, am I not getting naked?' Doug laughed and said, 'well you can if you want'. And I thought, hell yeah, I didn't come all this way to 'not' get naked. So I proceeded to undress and dress into my bikini right in the office (of course I asked if they minded that I did so right there, and of course, they had no problem with it!). As soon as I got naked and Doug was like 'lets book her', I jumped up and started hugging him and Gange.... then realized I was naked when I was doing this, so decided to get dressed lol!

The week of my appearance I was sent a copy of the script. This is when I started to get super nervous. I got into Jersey on the weekend, and tried relaxing, which totally didn't work! I couldn't sleep the entire night before, knowing that I was going to meet HOWARD STERN! My idol!!!! And also Artie and Robin who I totally love!!!! I got ready the morning of, grabbed my coffee, and off I went. Got to the studio, was told that I would be on about 8:30am, but at around 7:45am was told that the person that was set to appear before me was running late and I was on 'NOW'.... holy crap, I was so nervous!!!! That threw me for a loop. Before I knew it, I was throwing on a bikini, and being whisked into the studio. Within seconds I was standing next to Robin staring at Howard. I was shaking! (You can actually see my hands shaking the first few minutes when you watch my appearance in Howard TV). I was probably nervous all of 5 minutes and thanks to Howard and his warm nature, I totally relaxed! They were so nice! The only thing that caught me off guard was that within 5 minutes of being on air, Howard said 'get naked' I just about died! I was ready to get topless on the show, never imaged full nudity! But when Howard makes a request for you to get naked, how do you say no? lol! So there I was, naked in the studio in front of Howard, Robin, and Artie! Howard is such a great interviewer; he really has a way of getting all the good details and making you feel at ease. I must admit, I was a little bit tamed compared to what I normally am, and even mentioned to Howard that I was only at 'half' of what I normally am, he replied 'well, it's the right half that's for sure!' After talking for a bit and getting all the good details on my life and my boyfriend, Howard just said, 'I want to meet this guy' and within seconds they whisked him into the room! How does Howard do that? He waves his magic wand and it appears (or in my case clothing disappears HAHA) He has this way about him. So here we are now on air, and before you know it, Howard is asking my boyfriend how I like it, and asking for demonstrations! Within seconds of him coming out, he was pulling my hair and spanking my bottom! After all this, things started to wind down and Howard gave me a huge round of applause. I was about to begin dressing in my bikini, when Howard said the magic words 'Do you want to ride the Sybian?'.... DO I????? It's like one of the world's Greatest Wonders!!! The Sybian on the Stern show!!! Even though I was a little nervous thinking about 'getting off' on TV, I could not pass this up!!!! GET ME ON THAT THING!!!! Howard asked that I be honest and describe what I was feeling. I have never faked an orgasm ever, it's either the real deal, or it's just not going down. I got on and Gary put on a fencing mask, which I thought would **** with me, but I closed my eyes. Believe it or not, I would have rather had Gary with no mask, masks creep me out!!! So Gary started it up and the lower level intensity seemed nice, it was a good feeling. I was able to describe the feelings a bit, but as the levels got more intense, I totally started to focus on the amazing feeling, the last thing I wanted to do is give a verbal play by play to Howard and listeners. I totally zoned out, like I was the only one in the room (well me and Gary lol!). At this point, the lower levels were a tease, and I was begging Gary for 'more, give me more' I felt like I was with a guy, having sex, and I was asking him to **** me harder. I couldn't get enough, I asked for even more! Once the feeling was super intense, I gasped for him to stop there. That's when I felt it coming. I felt like I was totally going to erupt, so instead of holding it in, I just let it go! I had no concept of anyone in the room at that moment, I felt like I was at home, in my bed, getting myself off, only difference was, that Howard Stern was watching me!!!!!! I had such an explosive orgasm...seriously, on a scale of 1-10 in severity, it was almost like a 9! I couldn't hold back, I started moaning and cursing, it was so surreal! Once I finally started to come down from that high, I had to tell Gary to cut it because the intensity after orgasm is so intense it messes with you. I guess Howard is sensitive to that cause he was also yelling 'cut it, cut it' HAHA! Once Gary turned it off, my entire body was trembling! I had to stay sitting for a few moments because I knew that if I got up, I could not walk! It felt like I just finished having sex for like 3 hours!!!!! I can't believe BABABOOEY made me orgasm!!!! HAHA! It was such a wicked experience, just think, I went on Stern, and rode the Sybian!!!!! Once it was done, I came out of the studio and felt charged (sure, I just had an orgasm...lol!) I was on air with Howard for almost AN HOUR! It felt like 10 minutes, the time flew by! Howard was so cool he even let me plug my website pussycatprincess.com…Thanks Howard!!!

After the show, I got to hang out for a bit, meet all the cool people that work behind the scenes at Howard TV and the Stern Show, I even got to take pics with everyone! That was super cool! Everyone was super nice! We then did my TV segment in the afternoon. I was a bit nervous in the beginning, but I am in my element when I am in a bikini or naked, so I had a blast. We filmed my segments and my bloopers lol! I even got to lap dance for Sal!!!! That was hot! It was the first time I met Sal, I was surprised that he was actually cute! Listening to his antics on the radio, I thought he was a goofball, but I was pleasantly surprised. He got topless too, it was hilarious! We also got to do a photo shoot in the afternoon and hung out with the entire crew for Howard TV. I am very thankful to all of them for being super nice and everyone is extremely down to earth! Especially Mike Gange, that was with me pretty much the entire day, working his butt off, even though he had a cold. He and Doug have been super amazing. I was so happy to get to meet all the people I listen to everyday. I drive frequently between Toronto and PA, so sometimes I have a Sirius Stern marathon and listen to the show for like 7-8 hours the whole way, NOW THAT'S A FAN!!!! HAHA! I was so excited when I met Robin and Artie, Robin is so nice and sweet, and Artie, he's my new teddy bear! It was a true honor to get to meet the greatest thing that ever happened to the media world 'Howard Stern' I LOVE YOU ALL! And thank you for the amazing opportunity! I was so sad when the day was done, I didn't want to go home lol! But I am sure my crazy and wild antics will bring me back to the show in the near future. Where else are they going to find a hot funny chick that is willing to do anything? and I do mean anything!!!! XOXO

ps. Did I mention that I can't get over the fact that 'Bababooey' gave me an orgasm?!