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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What's your hometown and where do you live now?

Well I grew up in Rockaway Beach and I still live there now.  I like being close to the city and right near the beach.

What do you do from 9-5?

I study liberal arts at Kingsboro College.

What do you do after that?

Work on my recording career, and just try my best to squeeze some fun out of my remaining time.

What are your goals in life?

Make an impact in my world, love life, have fun being part of the Stern Show's kick ass experience.

Describe all the great things about yourself.

I never get enough of myself but never get full of myself. I constantly amuse myself. I'm unstoppable, positive, and liberal.

What are some of your favorite movies and TV shows?

Howard Stern, Never Ending Story, Sex In the City, Legend, and Labyrinth.  I also like to watch animals do it on the discovery channel.

What are some of your favorite howard TV episodes?

The Jesus Twins, Dave Navarro & Savannah, and all the roasts… especially the Gary Roast.

What does Howard Stern mean to you?

Howard is a fearless, risk-taking, in your face, raw sexy, genius.  I respect him for all these qualities.

What do you find sexy in a man?

I like beer guzzling, Stern watching sex fiends.  If I can't get that,  a balanced, funny, well-rounded guy will do.

If you could have sex with someone on the Howard Stern Show, who would it be and why?

I'll let you know when I've slept with  everyone.  (All the Howard TV guys are really cute… seriously… like Isaac and Brian Phelan and the Boom guy and Joe the P.A.!!  And Shuli from Howard 100 news is cute too.)

What's the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?

Just try to start a regular conversation with me.  Be yourself and don't try to impress me right from the start.  You'd be surprised what a simple “hello” can lead to.

What's the strangest place you've ever done it?

While driving in a car...with the driver.*
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Have you ever had a lesbian experience?  Please explain…

Not really… I'm waiting for Angelina, Pam, or Madonna.  I did kiss a hot girl in a movie once… full tongue.  It was exciting.

Tell us about your wildest night ever!!!

When I crashed Madonna's bed time stories party.  I jumped on stage and rolled around in her bed.  The bouncers tried to toss me but somehow I convinced them to let me stay on stage and feel Madonna's vibe.

Is it difficult being so hot?

It just comes natural, ask Howard.

What's your best physical feature?  Why?

My boobs of course.  They're even more useful than my lips :)

If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?

A cure for cancer.

What is the most important thing in your life and why?

Well, first and foremost, my family, is the most important thing in my life.  After that,  I'd have to say my all-natural boobs are very important.  They seem to get things done.  God gives us all gifts, and I guess my gifts are my two attention getters!!

Who is your role model?

Howard Stern is my pimp, my role model, and my inspiration all wrapped up in one.  Yes… I'm that big of a fan.

What's your worst vice?

Nymphic sex!!  If I'm angry, I wanna have sex.  If I'm happy, I wanna have sex.  I think I'm addicted to sex.

Miss Howard TV Blog

So I'm sitting in my English class WHEN my phone rings and I decide to answer it! It was Sean Gordon, Coordinating Producer at Howard TV. A mutual friend had told Sean I was a huge Howard Stern fan and that I'd jump at the chance to be Miss Howard TV. Sean told me that he's gonna run it by some of the other producers and see what they think. Sean was like you gotta wear a thong bikini are u ok with that.....? Since I am an exhibitionist I said ....sure!

So one of the producers Isaac Mark called me after he had seen my website and said "CONGRATULATIONS  YOU ARE THE NEW MISS HOWARD TV -APRIL" I thought my heart would race out of my body at that moment!

Still there were no signatures involved and I thought there was still a chance someone would catch head and replace me that night! So I was nervous and didn't want to tell anyone and jinx it! I knew it was a done deal though when Isaac called me after he sent me the script to go over with me, I mean he wouldn't have wasted his time!

The interesting thing is the night before this all happened,I just got done with telling my friend Thea that I'm done making deals with the devil and If god wants me to blow up it will come to me....next day I got the phone call.

There is a part of the Howard segment that I had to dance and Isaac who knows that I'm a hip-hop artist asked me if I wanted to dance to my own personal song "Fun Dip". It just kept getting better! For all of u musicians out there you know that feeling that I'm talkin' bout! You have to understand I'm not Paris Hilton and was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I wasn't even born with a plastic spoon! I was born in ghost town Rockaway beach and my parents are not the Trumps! Although, I wouldn't let that stop me! I've been in this industry my entire life ....since romper room, since my dance tour with the Mad Stuntman, since like hundreds in lead roles in festival films and acting awards, since my cover and centerfolds. I haven't ever had anything just handed to me, but after the story I just told It may look like this was just handed to me. Really I look at this as an accumulation of all of my hard work that paid off.

So...I show up on set a half an hour early my bags packed ,think I have everything ...untill I realized that I only have one shoe in my bag and one shaven armpit !I'm like what the darn(censored) is up with that, they had to send a PA to help me (they were probably like I hope this girl could read the Teleprompter?!)  I met up with Isaac and Sean and gave them each the biggest hug and thank you's. That's when Shuli that jewish Brad Pitt looking reporter shows up and had me say Shalom Biiotch! to the world he interviewed me and then he did a really good  beat box and I started rhyming(my new song Fun Dip) Shuli was so sweet he told me after that I made him late for his next interviews cause he was too busy staring at my thong from every angel in the editing room!  I was getting a photoshoot done every second of that day by a couple of people one of which was Isaac who I am adding to my list of heros because.........not only did he take pictures of me but he........he wrote/edited the script/directed me/picked out my swimsuit/did my paper work/did everything in his power to make me feel comfortable and as if that wasn't enough he also fluffed my hair!

I announced Howard's up and coming show in all my glory practically naked, only girl in the Stern Studio.I was not intimidated at all I was lovin it!  The guys were totally down-to-earth, funny and sexy. Everywhere I looked there was another sexy guy.  I looked up and there was drunk-cam aka Brian Phelan (who by the way wants me to help him revisit his old hood brooklyn)! I looked down and there was the boom guy/sound operator he had that dirty long haired look,so sexy!  I looked to the left and there was the ever so handsome and engaged Isaac doing a million things at once. I looked to my right and there was this cute PA guy who actually messed up one of the shots by throwing a small piece of tape which hit a soda can while we were filming.Sound guy was like what's up w/ ambient noise ?PA guy was like u could hear that?!  There was this other guy i'll call him the guy on the couch but I don't know who he was,he was eating a healthy lunch though,sliced chicked on a salad. Benji was in and out -I knew him from my past so I said what's up and he's like what r u doin here! congrats! He's gonna come and visit me in Rockaway beach this summer,maybey I'll throw a Stern crew summer jam......hmmmm.

After I was done with the teleprompter they wanted me to dance to my new single song "fun dip" in a barely there bikini. Then they let me do a shot at Howard's minibar and run around like a maniac taking pix. bending over Howards couch.I was so comfortable there, they all made me feel like brothers and sisters......from the south!  Everybody came up to me after the shoot and told me what a great read I gave in like half the time they ever seen any girl get thru it.  I was also  told I should become a VJ and they loved my music too,  I mean I would have been happy with "nice job, nice meeting you." I didn't expect to get complimented on anything but my.......... boobs. Immediately after the show I was interviewed. I spent the night grabbing the mike at my friends closed bar and just gave a private performance to a couple of my friends as they were projecting one of my films on the wall that I happened to have on me! I got so hammered and celebrated with everyone (still a bit tipsy from the shot on the Stern show!) The next day, well today I got a text from my producer friend Renee saying congrats I heard you rhyme your song fun dip on Howards morning show today!I was like wow I didn't even know that was gonna be airing today!  I'm still not sure when my pix are hitting Howard's site, I actually think they are waiting on this blog! after my interview aired on Howard's show this morning, my Soul sister(sister of my previous boyfreind Ohad)and constant inspiration Miri decided to be the first to push the domino for me and landed me a meeting with Wendy M. head of casting at a cable music channel. Wendy looks forward to seeing my new Howard reel keeping me in mind for up-coming VJ projects and she is living proof that u can be one of the most influential and powerful women in the world and still be genuinely kind and real.

Well I don't know what's gonna happen next, but what I do know is that I haven't slept in 3 nights!I also know when I finally do wake up my life will never be the same!

SHALOM BIIOCHES!!!!